A DAY WITHOUT POLICEMAN (Hong Kong, 1993)
Directed by: Johnny Lee
Starring: Simon Yam, Tommy Wong, Yu Li, Cindy Yip

Totally fabulous, but truly wrong A Day Without Policeman has Category III stalwart, Simon Yam, playing a cop whose encounter with an AK-47-wielding gang has rendered him impotent (!) which leads to him losing his wife (!!) and then getting reassigned to a tiny police station on an outlying island with a population of 30, where he struggles to get his penis working again (!!!). Needless to say, he’s a mess. And he becomes even more of a mess when a bunch of strongarm bandits show up to avenge one of their buddies. A movie where Simon Yam learns to be whole again via castration, where high calibre gunfights serve as couples therapy, and the sweetest thing a husband and wife can do together is kill thugs, this flick redefines over-the-top action. For children of divorced parents everywhere, who always hoped mommy and daddy would get back together again, this movie is like a blood-dreched, high calibre dream come true.